I never felt that it was Felt.
We will Mark your words. Could we call what this guy did a Felt tip?
Isn't that what Bubba claimed? He said he never touched Monica; then, after the DNA stain on the dress came up Presidential, Clinton still claimed he never felt. William Safire called it the "Look, Ma, No Hands!" defense.
I believe Bubba felt Deep Throat Mark II. Big hooters like that and he kept his hands off? I don't think so!
This whole story about Deep Throat being Felt is hilarious in light of Monica and Bill. Absolutely hilarious.
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