To: areafiftyone
I went back and reread the whole New Testament the other day All in one day?!?!?!
To: nerdwithamachinegun
Does he want a party or a medal? oh wait a medal of course. The purple bandage for the paper cuts he received while reading.
8 posted on
05/31/2005 6:32:51 AM PDT by
areafiftyone
(Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
He just read the back cover and got the general idea.
To: nerdwithamachinegun
All in one day?!?!?! You beat me to it. LOL!
To: nerdwithamachinegun
I misread the title as he "rewrote" the New Testament.
To: nerdwithamachinegun
"All in one day?!?!?!"
My thought exactly. Elites like F'n truly do think the people are deaf, dumb and blind.
18 posted on
05/31/2005 6:36:47 AM PDT by
Hornet19
(Know what happens to a Democrat that takes Viagra? He just gets a little taller.)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
Well - the Cliff's Notes for the New Testament.
20 posted on
05/31/2005 6:37:23 AM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
(The Crew Chief's Toolbox: A roll around cabinet full of specialists.)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
" All in one day?!?!?!"
It was probably the Cliff Notes.
28 posted on
05/31/2005 6:39:49 AM PDT by
Rebelbase
(Seven disloyal senators sold the chance to crush the democrats for tv face time.)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
A speed-reading technique acquired while serving as an admiral in the Cambodian Navy...
To: nerdwithamachinegun
He intended to say that he read the Cliffs Notes.
88 posted on
05/31/2005 7:13:20 AM PDT by
conservativewasp
(Support John Kerry......... Ho Chi Minh would. Damn! Now I need a new tagline.)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
Perhaps he took the Evelyn Wood speed read course for angry political loosers incapable of telling the truth.
To: nerdwithamachinegun
An average reader can read the New Testament in about 26 hours (IIRC).
134 posted on
05/31/2005 8:04:45 AM PDT by
DennisR
(Look around - there are countless observable clues that God exists)
To: nerdwithamachinegun
More proof he's never seen the thing.
How he ever won the dem primary with quotes like that is beyond me.
162 posted on
05/31/2005 9:10:47 PM PDT by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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