[Drammach]

Has a Moose ever won the Cheese??

Has a Moose ever Cut the Cheese??

[SAJ]

Hey, now don't get ahead of yourself. The Moose-Chasing-Cheese event is tomorrow, and the Everyone, Moose Included, Chasing Cheese is Wednesday.

And the ambulance drivers have Wednesday off (National Health rules, dontchaknow).

[yooling]

"Has a Moose ever won the Cheese??

Has a Moose ever Cut the Cheese??"

A moose once bit my sister.