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Contestants Break Bones Chasing Cheese
Associated Press ^ | 5-30-2005

Posted on 05/30/2005 9:37:41 PM PDT by kingattax

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1 posted on 05/30/2005 9:37:41 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

I watched a clip of this year's run. It was like the "Little House On The Prairie" opening credits from hell.


2 posted on 05/30/2005 9:40:19 PM PDT by RichInOC (Stupidity is its own punishment...just not as often as it should be.)
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To: kingattax

I once broke a bone cutting the cheese.


3 posted on 05/30/2005 9:41:20 PM PDT by Natural Law
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To: kingattax

I would eat the cheese after all that bone breaking!


4 posted on 05/30/2005 9:41:59 PM PDT by 1FASTGLOCK45 (FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
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To: Natural Law

Yours or someone else's?


5 posted on 05/30/2005 9:42:10 PM PDT by RichInOC (...I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I just couldn't resist.)
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To: kingattax

But kids can't play dodge ball at school...


6 posted on 05/30/2005 9:42:14 PM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: kingattax

It's a cheesy story. :)


7 posted on 05/30/2005 9:44:27 PM PDT by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
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It's a cheesy story.

lol...it sure is...how are ya, C ?

8 posted on 05/30/2005 9:47:16 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

I am just fine. I might, however, break a bone for Velveeta, but I won't being chasing any Mozarella down a hill. That's for sure. :)


9 posted on 05/30/2005 9:50:52 PM PDT by writer33 ("In Defense of Liberty," a political thriller, released in March. Buy it. I need new shoes. :))
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lol


10 posted on 05/30/2005 9:52:08 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax; Petronski
If they all would have just CUT the cheese before they began their chase, they would have been thrust down the hill at wharp speed, and had plenty of time to get out of the way of it the Cheese Debris, thus keeping all bones intact.

Why didn't they consult me first?

11 posted on 05/30/2005 9:53:14 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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lol..you sound like a cheese roll "veteran"


12 posted on 05/30/2005 9:54:21 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

No, just a big flatulence fan.


13 posted on 05/30/2005 9:55:49 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: Miss Behave

Yikes, and wharp=warp. Major G-force stuff.


14 posted on 05/30/2005 9:58:00 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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To: kingattax
Has a Moose ever won the Cheese??

Has a Moose ever Cut the Cheese??

15 posted on 05/30/2005 10:05:18 PM PDT by Drammach (Freedom; not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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To: snarks_when_bored
But kids can't play dodge ball at school...

The Brits version of a heavy ball I suppose. LOL

16 posted on 05/30/2005 10:06:56 PM PDT by Fruitbat
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To: Natural Law
I once broke a bone cutting the cheese.

I once broke wind cutting the cheese.

17 posted on 05/30/2005 10:07:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
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To: Natural Law
(See how close you were?)

(Never try this at home, people. Leave it to the professionals)

18 posted on 05/30/2005 10:08:14 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Republican Party is the France of politics.)
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To: Lazamataz

I guess you had to be there......


19 posted on 05/30/2005 10:09:15 PM PDT by Natural Law
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I've had multiples.


20 posted on 05/30/2005 10:11:43 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Do androids dream of electric sheep?)
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