You'll apparently entertain whatever manner of logical absurdities you need in order to maintain your literalist interpretation.
The problem is with even theistic evolutionists insisting that somehow morning and evening fit into a framework of millions or billions of years. Day, morning, and evening are not consistent terms with that concept.
Do you understand the concept of figurative language? The whole point is that a figurative interpretation doesn't read those terms literally.
Drop your condescending tone and maybe we can talk. Otherwise, believe what you want. I will take the biblical approach.