Just the idea of male flight attendants - yuk! But on one flight I saw one wearing a wedding band. The lady in front asked if he had to go for long periods without seeing his wife. He replied,
"I'm not married."
"Then why are you...(she points to the wedding ring)"
"Oh, that's my `fag deflector'! You see, I'm straight and I work in a business where there are lots of fags. If they think I'm married they leave me alone."
""Oh, that's my `fag deflector'!....."
Heheh, good one!