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Hooters Air Successes Making Boobs Of Other Airlines (The Ultimate Mile High Club Alert!)
Worldnetdaily.com ^ | 05/30/05 | Doug Powers

Posted on 05/29/2005 10:49:05 PM PDT by goldstategop

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Hooters Air offers the ultimate high mile club - eye candy to make a plane ride tolerable and you can use your buxom stewardess in an emergency as a flotation device. Its red-hot successes in the aviation market is making boobs of other airlines. Now Hooters is known for more than just its famous buffalo chicken wings.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
1 posted on 05/29/2005 10:49:07 PM PDT by goldstategop
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2 posted on 05/29/2005 10:55:53 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Every evil which liberals imagine Judaism and Christianity to be, islam is.)
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To: goldstategop; COEXERJ145
A couple of years ago, Robert H. Brooks, chairman of the Hooters of America restaurant chain, purchased the Winston-Salem-based Pace Airlines. A new airline -- named "Hooters Air" -- was born, despite pleas from around the world for more creative names for the company, such as "United Areolalines," "Northchest," or "Pan Mamm."

Isn't that the same airline that operates the Dallas Mavericks 757?

3 posted on 05/29/2005 10:56:52 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: Psycho_Bunny; MeekOneGOP

ROTFLMAO!


4 posted on 05/29/2005 10:57:49 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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Southwest Airlines started the same way. Good looking girls in "hot pants" serving "love potions" on short haul flights out of Love Field. It was a fun airline. However, to last you must have lots of business savvy, which the execs at SW did and do.
5 posted on 05/29/2005 10:58:34 PM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (Not everything that needs to be done needs to be done by the government.)
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Pathetic!


6 posted on 05/29/2005 11:13:58 PM PDT by Calico Cat (the simplest solution is usually the correct one)
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Fox News' Jamie Colby also did a story on this a few nights ago.


7 posted on 05/29/2005 11:19:29 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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OHH Tomkowwww were you want fly this airline but no word YET do they serve your fav dish LOL!


8 posted on 05/29/2005 11:21:31 PM PDT by SevenofNine (Not everybody in, it for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: goldstategop; SC Swamp Fox
According to the company's website, Hooters Air, the only airline on which you pray for heavy turbulence, is expanding their list of routes to include Las Vegas, Nev., Allentown, Pa., and Myrtle Beach, S.C.

Hooters Air is based in Myrtle Beach, SC! Let's have some civic pride from us Palmetto State Freepers!

9 posted on 05/29/2005 11:29:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Robert Byrd:He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough.")
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[ Hooters Air Successes Making Boobs Of Other Airlines (The Ultimate Mile High Club Alert!) ]

Now thats a good title.. very creative..

10 posted on 05/29/2005 11:32:25 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been ok'ed by me to included some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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Hooters Air is based in Myrtle Beach, SC! Let's have some civic pride from us Palmetto State Freepers!

Was it Jefferson Davis who said, "the South shall rise again".

11 posted on 05/29/2005 11:36:46 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: goldstategop

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/hooters2005.html

Above URL has a 2005 calendar of these flying beauties.


12 posted on 05/30/2005 12:23:48 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." AYN RAND)
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A new airline – named "Hooters Air" – was born, despite pleas from around the world for more creative names for the company, such as "United Areolalines," "Northchest," or "Pan Mamm."

Ahahaha...
13 posted on 05/30/2005 12:34:19 AM PDT by Zeon Cowboy (To liberals, the world is a tragedy; to conservatives, it's a comedy. Zeoncowboy.blogspot.com)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

Very funny!


14 posted on 05/30/2005 12:36:55 AM PDT by mwyounce
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To: Paleo Conservative

Is that a Boeing or Airbust?


15 posted on 05/30/2005 12:46:13 AM PDT by Ken H
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Is that a Boeing or Airbust?

I'll give you a hint. The model name is in the text of the post and the last digit is "7".

16 posted on 05/30/2005 12:49:36 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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To: goldstategop

I'll be danged...

This is NOT humor or satire... there really IS a HOOTERS AIR... I just got back from their website.

They can do this? I mean, I am all in favor of it, but aren't the fatties, age-disadvantaged and male flight-attendants filing discrimination suits like crazy?

What's their secret?


17 posted on 05/30/2005 12:56:50 AM PDT by Ronin (When the fox gnaws....SMILE!)
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They can do this? I mean, I am all in favor of it, but aren't the fatties, age-disadvantaged and male flight-attendants filing discrimination suits like crazy?


18 posted on 05/30/2005 1:28:44 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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bad attempt at humor (Airbust)
19 posted on 05/30/2005 1:50:28 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: goldstategop

I really do like the flavor of St Pauli Girl beer. Really I do. ;-)


20 posted on 05/30/2005 1:54:59 AM PDT by I_dmc
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