[Redcloak]

Launching 3.2 million environmentalists into space would do much more to reduce global warming.

And no, I'm not thinking about using smokey ol' rockets to do it. We could build a gigantic, environmentally friendly trebuchet instead!

[TFMcGuire]

And, Hey,

If they don't quite reach low earth orbit---The world is still a better place without them!

[sweetliberty]

"Launching 3.2 million environmentalists into space would do much more to reduce global warming."

Now there's a global improvement project I could get behind.