[Lazamataz]

Top 10 Lazamataz International Initiatives:

1. Force the Dutch ambassador to wear shorts and wooden shoes.
2. Carpet-bomb Iraq with live pigs. SQQUUUUUEEEAAAALLLLL - *SPLAT*
3. Have all US Representatives pick their noses constantly when speaking to any French Representatives.
4. Order Canada to deliver all their cheese to us, or else.
5. Speak only in Shoshoni Indian dialect when talking to President Fox of Mexico, and express amazement and anger if he asks for a translation.
6. Scramble the nameplates at the UN for fun and frolic.
7. Only TV dinners at White House luncheons from now on.
8. Handgun vending machines at all airports, subsidized heavily by government.
9. All laws passed must be followed by the phrase "if you think that's really a good idea, that is."
10. Midget-tossing relegalized, and an Olympic team dedicated to mastering it for the 2008 Olympics.

[Allan]

Order Canada to deliver all their cheese to us, or else.

What the heck do you want with our crappy Canadian cheese?

Take it if you want. Be my guest.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

I agree that Dwarf Throwing should be reinstated, but there should be height limits or else the Too-Tallers will start to muscle their way in on the profits to be gained from the International TV Rights.

:)