Masturbate-thon in San Francisco

Times of india ^

[Bernard Marx]

When I was in junior high school many years ago in a less enlightened time, a local doctor gave us a lecture on health problems pertaining to males. When he arrived at THE subject all the guys had expectant, fearful expressions on their faces.

"There's one really undesirable effect from masturbation I've observed during many years of practice," he said as we all cringed. "It can result in an overdeveloped right arm." As a great collective sigh of relief arose, he added: "Switch hands now and then to keep things balanced." [Relieved laughter.]

[No Blue States]

LOL!!!

[bikerman]

It is done with private.

[Farmer Dean]

Try spreading a little sand on the sidewalk.Don't want any folks to slip and fall down.

[Buzwardo]

I guess some people have no choice but to groin and bare it.

[Sonny M]

Basically, this is a contest for losers who can't get laid, and who no one wants a part of.

This is so pathetic.

[reg45]

A bunch of jerks.

[Caesar Soze]

Consenting adults. They can do it in fursuits while singing J-pop and sell raffle tickets, if that's what they enjoy. Maybe YKINMK, but there's nothing intrinsically wrong with it.

[Donald Meaker]

So there you go, the addition of homosexuality to US culture is to publically emulate 12 year olds.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Well, at least they've all had lifelong practice.

[Vigilanteman]

Guy goes into his doctor. Says "Doc, all I can think about is sex, all day everyday. I make love to my wife once or twice a day, that's all she can stand. But it's not enough for me."

Doc asks "Have you considered a mistress or a girlfriend? It might take the pressure off your wife."

Guys says, I have several of each, and I make love to them once or twice a day, everyday. That's all they can stand too!"

Doc says "Man, that sounds like a really serious problem. Maybe you need to take it in hand."

Guy says "No use. I've tried that too. Once or twice a day, everyday!"

[DogBarkTree]

whata a bunch of jerkoffs.

[FreedomCalls]

I thought they were talking about a meeting of Air America Radio listeners.

[cvq3842]

I'm speechless.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

This type of conduct is illustrative of the inadequacy of our present attitude towards punishment. There needs to be serious consideration of bringing back the stocks, the cat-o-nine tails, the pillory, the dunking stool, branding etc. etc. Upon such punishments being applied to this nuisance behavior the weirdo's would crawl back into their closets.

[roamincadillac]

I'd rather they did all this than procreated and gave birth to a whole new generation of mindless liberal freaks.

[citizencon]

Noticeably absent were famous narcissists: Clinton, McCain, native wankresses Pelosi and Boxer, AL Franken, and even the grandstanding mayor himself.

[atomicweeder]

Gee, I still can't understand why families are moving out of San Francisco in droves.

[upchuck]

Which blinds you most quickly?

Viagra or masturbation?

[Monkey Face]

This is WAY too funny!