stupid article. Of course he's running.
The article is being sarcastic -- read past the title.
He's probably running for V.P. with Hillary.
"No Republican could expect to win the G.O.P. nod after betraying his party's rank and file on one of their most central concerns," said Grover G. Norquist,"
McCain vs. who? There are a lot of dorky potential candidates in either party he would easily defeat. He's getting a little old, but he is always a viable candidate worthy of voter consideration.