I'm just old and decrepit
That's dekripit to you young'ns.
Don'ch yah know creetive spill'ns has traditionly bin held tah bee a sine of creetivity and genuus!!
Why for every surviv'n example of the Bard's own hand writ signature, he managed to spil his' name a diffrent way each time.
And Clark's journals of the Lewis & Clark expiditions had 27 differint spill'ns for Sioux injun alone.