Southwest Airlines flight attendants can be a blast... Their instructions on the safety devices are great in a lot of cases. A few weeks ago I flew SW to OKC, and as we were getting ready to pull out of the gate, one of the flight attendants said, "Attention... Someone lost their wallet. Can you check to see if your wallet is missing? Now that I have your attention..." and he launched into the safety spiel.
When describing the oxygen masks, he said some really funny stuff, especially about traveling with children, or adults who act like children! "And if you're traveling with more than one child, I'd suggest you take this time to think about which child has the greatest potential, and be sure to secure that child's mask first!"
They pretty much had the entire cabin cracking up.
Mark
Yeah, I've had some funny SW attendants, too. Stuff like:
"If we are flying over water, don't worry. This plane is designed to land on water - once."
"Please don't complain while in flight or we will have to ask you to leave the plane."