[AggieCPA]

I can't believe he was only on 5 episodes.

I remember when he was being "refined"

"How...do...you...do..Missus Wi - ley."

[Mrs. Obelix]

http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/startrek/

[SALChamps03]

Earnest: "2 + 2: stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp: 4, 25 + 25: tap dance: 50!"

or: Andy tells him: The United States is bounded on the north by Canada, the south by Mexico, the east by the Atlantic Ocean, and the West by? Earnest's reply: "Old man Kelsey's woods." Andy: "No, it's a body of water." Earnest" Kelsey's Crick" Andy: "No it's bigger." Earnest: "Kelsey's Lake." Andy: "No, it's an ocean." Earnest: "Kelsey's Ocean!"