Got a call from a telemarketer a little bit ago trying to sell a subscription to the NYT.
Told 'em I wouldn't buy their rag to line my bird cage. They asked "why?" so I said, "well, I like my bird."
In true telemarketer style, they still wouldn't take no for an answer, and asked if I had any friends who might like a subscription. So, of course, I said, "No, I like my friends, too."
ROFL!!!!