"Does anyone else have a hard time taking a whiz when there is a line behind you?
I go into a stadium bathroom, and no matter how bad I have to go, I just can't do it with people standing behind me."
"What's up with that?"
Jeez, I hope you are a guy...
Sorry, i'm taken.
But I do have a cool anally penetrating mechanical device you can borrow.
....While at the urinal, I have a fear of a drunk standing behind me, wizing on the back of my leg....Yep it happened years ago and I have..lived with the fear of a warm urine ZORO "Z" slashed accross my legs since then..... (said with the sobbing of Voinovich....)