"My cubemates are beginning to stare and the yellow stucco effect on the Dell is getting annoying..."
Well, ofcourse they're staring!!! Most would get Windex and some paper towels... I have you sitting there, looking into the screen with a mouthful of Poland Springs... You might even be scaring them!!! Have the words "Security" or "Code Red" come over the intercom yet??? No? Eh, you're fine... :)
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