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To: JoeV1
Joe, Joe...you didn't read your FR indoctrination package, did you? You probably even think this is a conservative forum, dontcha?

It's code, Joe. These are days when the text string "kill the Pr*sident" in a post can have the NSA boys contacting the Secret Service and pretty soon you're Jonathan Pollard's proctologist. Not a great career choice.

So what you do, see, is use innocent-seeming phrases that have a much more sinister connotation. "I support President Bush" decodes to "death to the running-dog capitalist swine!" "Ann Coulter is cool" really means "crush the bloodsucking imperialists!" And that stuff about "hugh," "series," "AYBABTU," "moose," and "cheese" - you couldn't possibly think that's what they were really referring to, now could you?

Now, when the explosives are in place around the substation and the det cord is set and you want to let everyone know the op is about to go off, you don't post something stupid like "DIE SCUMSUCKING INFIDELS DIE DIE DIE," you post...a recipe for oatmeal cookies. They do it in the FR canteen all the time.

It's all in the package, Joe. The decoder ring, the codebooks, the extra-sized prophylactics, the rubber toys...oh, why am I bothering?

250 posted on 05/27/2005 10:05:38 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

Is there a code ring for this also?


268 posted on 05/27/2005 10:15:10 AM PDT by JoeV1 (Democrat Party-The unlawful and corrupt leading the blind and uneducated)
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To: Billthedrill

Have you sought help for your paranoia?


294 posted on 05/27/2005 10:28:35 AM PDT by ClancyJ (Florida Motto: Send me your weak, frail, elderly - and we will give them 'rest'".)
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To: Billthedrill
It's all in the package, Joe. The decoder ring, the codebooks, the extra-sized prophylactics, the rubber toys...oh, why am I bothering?

How true. The light really comes on when you get your decoder ring. I have a 1st Edition also! It has extra, added and top secret features too. The only way to really 'know' the 'good ol' boys' network is to know who has a 1st Edition.

Nam Vet

303 posted on 05/27/2005 10:33:38 AM PDT by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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To: Billthedrill

"It's all in the package, Joe. The decoder ring, the codebooks, the extra-sized prophylactics, the rubber toys...oh, why am I bothering?"


DAMMIT!! Those were prophylactics?? I've been using them as shower caps.....


359 posted on 05/27/2005 11:12:48 AM PDT by Hand em their arse
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