First they came for our guns. Then they came for our sharp, pointy objects. Next person suffocated the'll come for our pillows. And, oh yeah, our cars (CO2, ya know). Oh, and our safes in upper floors. Dang, it's becoming harder and harder to off someone in today's world.
The minute they banned guns, the murder rate in England went to zero.
The minute they ban knives, the murder rate in England will go to zero, again.