Posted on 05/26/2005 9:26:23 PM PDT by CHARLITE
HOLLYWOOD, California --- After enduring days of Bush-bashing by George Lucas, Yoda has stepped forward to support President Bush. Unable to bear his creator's comments any longer, the wise and noble Yoda said he is embarrassed and ashamed of the director's ignorance of history and politics.
"Step forward to right a wrong I must," said Yoda. "Good is the president, not evil. Evil is Saddam, and terrorism, and France I say. Embarrassed and ashamed I am of George's misunderstanding of history and politics. Fear I do that he has become an empty-headed limousine liberal. Shame it is. American soldiers and leaders the Federation they are. Terrorists and Communists the evil empire instead. Fortunately, understand this most people do. Take a lightsaber to George Lucas I must. Hmmmm."
A correction was also made by Jabba the Hutt when it was reported he stepped forward in support of George Lucas. While Jabba supports terrorism and evil, the person who stepped forward in support of George Lucas was actually Ted Kennedy and not Jabba. He noted that it was an easy mistake to make but wanted to correct the erroneous report.
About the Writer: Jeremy Robb is a San Francisco resident and satirist who notes that he is on a "one man's jihad against liberalism." He is the editor of the "Jerhad!com Newsletter" and his website is at http://www.jerhad.com. Jeremy receives e-mail at jeremy@jerhad.com.
Ping-de-dee-Ping!
Kick ass, Yoda does. ;-)
I'm so glad star wars is finally over
LOL!!!
Ol' Jabba's got better skin tone. He actually seemed a more likable, fatherly figure in the CGI'd remake of "A New Hope".
One of my buddies thought it was the screwist thing that Yoda does act and talk like a solid out and out communist when he was talking to Annakin and giving him advice.
Don't you belive it. After the howling success of this latest installment they'll find somebody to direct the next three. Better indeed if it were someone other than Lucas.
hmmmm, study history lucus must.
LOL!
To the Dark Side, liberalism leads. Fools Hollywood is full of.
LOLOLOL! Thanks for the chuckle!
You bet, girl! Laughter is good for the soul!
Char :)
EXCELLENT
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