Newsweek Is Looking To Hire A PR Person,Wanna Help?

Journalismjobs.com ^ | 5-26-05 | my favorite headache

[My Favorite Headache]

The person that takes this job is going to be earning every penny of they get.

[theDentist]

The ability to speak in a variety of Muslim languages is a plus. Chants against America also beneficial.

[A Balrog of Morgoth]

I have a candidate in mind.

[Random Nonsense]

Hire me !!!

[bray]

I nominate TrueBlackman!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[blu]

OK, I'll take the job. I imagine it consists of saying "Lies! All damndable lies!" and "Sorry, we thought that was off the record" and "No, you cannot copy/paste your news stories from FreeRepublic! Do your own work."

[zencat]

I know an "anonymous source" that might be interested.

[My Favorite Headache]

LOL

[xJones]

Please send your resume and cover letter (must include your salary requirements) to Ms. Amethyst Cuaycong, Newsweek, 251 West 57th Street, New York, NY 10019 or e-mail: amethyst.cuaycong@newsweek.com

Oh my, Ms. Amethyst Cuaycong had better get ready!:)

[GreenHornet]

What's Jayson Blair doing these days?

[LauraJean]

Doesn't Bagdad Bob need a job?

[xJones]

I know an "anonymous source" that might be interested

I hear there's a highly placed, very reliable government employee that might be available. And Bill Burkett might be lured away from his night job at that Abilene Kinko's.

[My Favorite Headache]

LMFAO

[My Favorite Headache]

;)

[FormerACLUmember]

2 obvious candidates:

[My Favorite Headache]

You know the Dem's wish they still could have held onto Terry a bit longer. Dean ain't raising squat as far as funds go compared to Terry.

[COUNTrecount]

Pick him.

[Enterprise]

Well, ok. I'll take the job. But I want a million cash up front, and a huge staff I can delegate tasks to.

[My Favorite Headache]

lol..love the notepad notes...

[xJones]

Well, ok. I'll take the job. But I want a million cash up front, and a huge staff I can delegate tasks to.

As you have obviously guessed, I am standing in for Ms. Amethyst Cuaycong. You may send your resume to me, Ms. Ruby Wackdong.

Your salary requirement is within our pay scale, and everyone has a huge staff to delegate everything to including going to the restroom for you. But you haven't stated your credentials in your offer, not that we'll check them anyway.

Do you have a BA from any Ivy League University? Did you check any boxes except "caucasian" and "male" on your university racial profiling forms? And most important, could you talk your way out of a breathalyser test after crashing your SUV into a crowded school bus and manage to blame it all on President Bush? If all 3 questions are answered 'yes', submit your resume now!