(I live so far in the Redwoods in the heart of Eureka that MapQuest can't find it)
Snail mail? Yep - that'll get here by years end. BTW, I can usually detect cooking hamburgers, hot dogs, oysters, shrimp and Johnsonville Brats from about a few hundred miles away.
If I'm in the area, you don't stand a chance. (OK, I maybe able to back away from the hat - but no promises on the fake mustache...)