They don't even have that going for them anymore.
Life of the Party (Mary Carey)
PORN star Mary Carey (above) is set to spice up the National Republican Congressional Committee's "Salute to Freedom" dinner with President Bush next month.
The former fringe candidate for California governor and star of "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2" and "Thumpin' Melons" will be the guest of her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, an honorary chairman of the NRCC's Business Advisory Council.
The prurient pair will also attend a lunch with top Bush advisor Karl Rove, who Carey hopes will give her tips on her planned run for California lieutenant governor next year.