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1. Never play cards with a man called Doc.

2. Never eat at a place called Mom's.

3. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

4. (from a Kliban cartoon) "Never try to eat anything larger than your head."

[PatrickHenry]

4. (from a Kliban cartoon) "Never try to eat anything larger than your head."

5. Never trust an alleged Darwin quote that contradicts evolution.

6. Never believe anything you read at a creationist website.