Writer-Director Jason Apuzzo recently finished his debut feature, the film noir thriller Terminal Island . Jason was mentored in this project by Irvin Kershner (dir., Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back ).
Cool! I had said for years that Kershner directed both the best and the worst movie sequels of all time; Empire Strikes Back, and RoboCop 2. Turns out that Kershner was pressed into duty for RoboCop 2 -- something about having to wrap the whole thing in two months -- so I can't blame him for that completely.
RoboCop 2 is the only movie that has ever made me want to see a pre-teen kid shot in the head, and that's a bad feeling. If you've seen the film, you know what I'm talking about.
I can't stop chuckling about your post. Guess I'm slap-happy.