what a load of crap. How about listing among your categories "those who think they can handle it, and decades of moderate indulgence bears that assessment out."
I have indulged in alcohol since the age of sixteen. I never got hammered until my first year in college. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN HAMMERED AFTER MY FIRST YEAR IN COLLEGE. Since that time, I have exercised enjoyable moderation. SIXTEEN YEARS of moderate enjoyment. True for one "vice" - true for others as well.
your all-or-nothing arguments are patently absurd.
Me'Lord has it all wrong. I never said all or nothing.
In fact I never said "thou shalt not..." I do not care what one does in private.