Oh, please. You're making me swoon.
I am talking to you about what goes on in a normal guys head.
You're talking about what goes on in your porn-addled head. Try not to drag every other man down with you.
If you think a guy really wants to hear about how his mother is not nice enough to his wife, someone is lying to you terribly.
And if you think your poor listening skills or lack of response to her feelings don't matter, than either you are lying to yourself or someone else is lying to you terribly.
Some FReepers are the best. :-)
I have never been referred to in that way, but fine. As far as the mother thing, it is a no win situation for the guy, he's F'ed either way.