look... it's that Famous Chihuahua dog with it's pet skank!!! 
look... it's that Famous Chihuahua dog with it's pet skank!!! One of the funniest South Park moments ever was when her chihuahua committed suicide just so he wouldn't have to listen to her.
I can hear the song now:
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Paris Hilton, with all of your might.