The newbie signs up to pimp his "Jackass" story, and then wonders why we laugh in his face, calling US the immature ones.
Almighty and Most Merciful MOD, we, thy Vigiland Kindred,
present unto Thee this (literally) self-immoalted offering, which
hath been naughty in Thy site.
Grant that we might be allowed to partake of the fruits of
Thy righteous labor, even as kittens might play unto their food.