[PatrickHenry]

I suppose you think you're better than the rest of us, then?

Certainly! I'm the result of micro-evolution. You, however, are the crude, random consequence of macro-evolution. Disgusting!

[Right Wing Professor]

You, however, are the crude, random consequence of macro-evolution. Disgusting!

Macroevolution is impossible. I infer that my existence is impossible. Oh well, time for lunch.