[Yossarian]

But Maurice Stradling, a former torpedo engineer and a key figure in the original investigation, believes a new French documentary, The Kursk: A Submarine in Troubled Waters, should change world opinion on the sinking.

French documentary.... Har har har! These are the same stinking ingrates who swallow Michael Moore and his lies whole. If they're a sucker for the Gorilla from Greenwich Village, they're a sucker for anything.

[hinckley buzzard]

Next they'll be claiming that the Pentagon blew up on 9/11 without even being hit by an aircraft. These zany froggies...I tell ya, they'll believe anything!