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To: expatguy

Does that mean the millions of Muslims who drank Pepsi over the last few decades are now barred from paradise unless they kill something as an act of Jihad?


4 posted on 05/21/2005 1:35:45 PM PDT by Cornpone
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To: Cornpone

"Does that mean the millions of Muslims who drank Pepsi over the last few decades are now barred from paradise unless they kill something as an act of Jihad?"
Oh no. They merely have to turn themselves inside out and do a ritual cleansing. Alternatively, they'll have to subsist on emetics and laxatives for the rest of their days.


12 posted on 05/21/2005 1:42:04 PM PDT by GSlob
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