Oh dear, you got 'em too, huh? I think you're right about them just not being able to stand the fact that traditionalists are out there. I can't think of any other explanation for their determination to infiltrate our traditional churches and synagogues. It's as if they are demanding that their ideas be not just tolerated, but affirmed.
Yep, it's not enough to practice their own...ahem..."religion," they've gotta shove it down everyone else's throat. "You WILL use birth control, sanction gay relations and ordain women whether you like it or not! WAAAAAAH!"