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To: Constitution Day

Doctor: Say, "Ah".
Ernest T.: Ah.
Doctor: Uh, could you stretch that out a little for me?
Ernest T.: Aaaaaaaaaah...
Doctor: Now the ears...
Ernest T.: Aaaaaaaaaah...
Doctor: Uh, no, no. That was just for the throat.
Ernest T.: Oh. What do you want me to say for the ears? Doctor: Hush!
Ernest T.: Huuuuuuuuush...


25 posted on 05/20/2005 6:45:06 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

Ernest T. Bass: My name's Ernest T. Bass, what's yers?
Andy: I'm Sheriff Taylor, and I've been a lookin for you.
Ernest: I didn't do nothin. Gotta go!


28 posted on 05/20/2005 6:49:22 AM PDT by Luddite Patent Counsel ("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
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