Retard is a bit much I think. DWEEB, now that fits.........
USA Star Wars Line
Cliff Cristofaro, 31 (l), and Morgan Phillips, 36, wait for the screening of Star Wars Episode Three, Revenge of the Sith, at the Ziegfeld Theater on West 54th Street in New York on Monday, May 17, 2005. Cliff, aka "Dark Fader", and his friend Morgan, aka "Sick Lord", form the group "Band of the Lost" and have been camping outside the cinema for over a week.
look at that ghettoblaster! dang, that thing is awesome!