C'mon, who'll be the enterprising FReeper to offer a desecrated Koran on eBay. Take a few photos of the green book at home next to fecal matter. :)
I love the idea. This isnt exactly it... Maybe this guy didnt have the coconuts to go through with it.
:eBay:Authentic Quran Koran from Guantanamo Bay!! *Newsweek*
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5582563445&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW