Although it is not publicized, John Kerry uses Viagra.
One afternoon, while he was on Teresa's yacht, she calls him to say that she will helicopter out to the yacht in an hour and orders him to be ready. He dutifully takes a Viagra pill.
Ten minutes later, Teresa calls to say that she has more shopping to do and will be there four hours late....Too late for that Viagra.
Kerry cell phones his Doctor, an old friend, to ask if it's safe to take a second dose the same afternoon but his doctor says, "No".
"Rats!" says Kerry, "I wasted one of the three Viagras I have left in the pill bottle."
"Well, you don't need to waste it, John." the Doctor chuckles, "I saw that French maid you have on that yacht."
"Doc" replies Kerry, "I don't need Viagra with the French maid."
