Well, you do know that Osama recently released a video about his goat, and his growing hatred for we infidels in the United States, right? In that video, he said that he came across a movie that he ahd his goat were watching called "Truth or Dare" with Madonna. After seeing Madonna put the whole bottle in her mouth, his goat was so shocked that it committed suicide.
Rather than stop his beloved goat from killing itself, Osama said that he was so shocked by the video that he caught the chubbiness, and in a fit of rage swore to Allah that he would cut it off if it did not stop with the chubbiness. He then called it an infidel, and proceeded to bury his goat.
He finally declared another fatwa against us.
