[Taxman]

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, but, here goes -----

"You might be a Democrat if you (fill in the blank)"

I'll start:

"You might be a Democrat if you suscribe to Newsweak."

[shezza]

I'll start:

"You might be a Democrat if you suscribe to Newsweak."

You might be a Democrat if you believe everything the media says is true and everything the government says is false.

You might be a Democrat if you believe the 2000 and 2004 elections were "stolen."

You might be a Democrat if you despise God, family and country.

You might be a Democrat if you thought Bill Clinton was the best president ever.

You might be a Democrat if you loathe the military.

You might be a Democrat if you voted more than once in the last election.

(Geez, I could go on all day, but I have other things to do!)

[auzerais]

"You might be a Democrat if you suscribe to Newsweak.

Shouldn't that more properly be read --"You probably are a Dhimmicrat if you believe anything in NewsREEK"?