LOL! Everything tastes just like chicken, except for chicken-chicken tastes just like one or the other of the Col's famous secret recipes.
It is easy to see where this New Salamander species discovery will be going. Soon the word will be out that the survival of this species depends upon ridding the entire planet of humans. We need to check with the lemmings and reserve a time when they have no mass suicides scheduled, so we don't have a long wait before we jump.
Human's taste like pork.