Posted on 05/17/2005 5:59:38 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
I can barely contain my excitement.
Ode to Mr. Salamander
O, joy! O, joy!
The Rice Krispies are popping in the box
And the moon is bouncing off the star.
Don't tell me I taste like chicken
Unless you're eating me in some bar.
This is obviously an attempt to replace the spotted owl with a species that will have to have "old growth" forest to survive. The spotted owl was outed as a species that can live in any forest and so now the need for a new species that has to have "old growth" forest; now that they have one they can start pressuring Bush Administration to stop all logging everywhere immediately. Makes sense to me.
This is a very good example of why the ESA no longer works. This supposed species, just like the Siskiyou Mountain salamander, looks identical to the Del Norte salamder, which is as common as blacktail deer. Several years back, some of these were found on one of our projects....after we had logged. We agreed to let the property, near Scott Bar, be included in a study done by a local timber company. It was ideally suited as I had used several different cutting prescriptions, and thus had created different canopy levels.
While they did not find them in the middle of the small clearcuts we had done, they did find them in the skidtrails, on the edge of the clearcuts, and in the partial cut areas. If there was talus with partial shade - they were there.
Before we had the property surveyed, the landowner and I went with an old (1960's) Audobon book of reptiles and turned over rocks. We found two different types. I called the biologist and reported what we found...we thought it was great because, in our mind, it proved that logging did not kill salamanders. Then the conversation got weird. He said that there was no way to tell which type of salamander we had found out in the woods. How do you tell them apart I asked?
There was a long pause on the phone, he sighed and said, "After you get the special permit from DFG you remove the liver from the salamander and do DNA testing on it. The only way to tell the difference between the Siskiyou Mountain Salamander and the Del Norte salamander is at the mitachondrial DNA level."
This was ten years ago. At that time, AT&T was running a new telephone line thru the area. They had been going down the side of State Highway 96 and burying the line in the roadside ditch. This stopped near Scott Bar because they found salamnders in the roadside ditch. They then trenched down the middle of the highway. The cost went up to AT&T and the taxpayers, who then had to pay to repave the highway. This whole situation is beyond stupid IMHO
Eradicate them, now ~ we have too many salamader species!!!
Hang 'em High!
Kinda reminds me of our gnewts, down here! One stream running past our former landfill is totally polluted with the residue from their love making this time of year!!!
"Humans taste like pork."
LOL! That may explain why the Muslim species hate us.
Hee, hee, hee. Now that's phowl Jeff.
Phoul but funny but phunny.
The spotted owl species only seemed endangered because it hid and slept by day and played all night and was so seldom seen by humans that it was thought to be only one bird . That's how it got it's name, "Spotted Owl" , not because of it's speckled feathers- for everytime a human accidently spotted one, he yelled out, "Spotted Owl! Spotted Owl."
So then they're like the offspring of mono-zygotic human twins. The only way to tell the diff for them is also at the mitochondrial level.
Games.
Eradicate all salamanders!
I'm surprised they didn't add.."The primary food of the spotted- owl"
These 'scientists' are down on their hands and knees trying to find a species that must be protected.
( probably using a little Clorox on a common species)
I'm not telling.......
These are definately "at-risk" salamanders! :o)
Precisely.
OK But when the fresh pork skin is fried which is tastier?
And how about those pickled knuckle bones.
( I am kidding)
BTW I can't eat pork after reading about Civil War starvation diets.
8^)
But I told Bob & Marge to stay -hidden-!
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