Close your eyes and you can't tell them apart. One is Clydesdale piss and the other from wild horses.
An accurate description. I've been buying Spaten Optimator lately. Dark color, pleasing aroma, smooth taste. I prefer the darker brews as they seem to be passed over by my American brew loving friends. I buy Dos Equis for them - there's always a beer left in the fridge for me.
Though I don't disagree with your assessment of the flavor...it is possible to tell them apart. Budweiser tastes much closer to water than Coors. Except for Coors Light, which is water.
My dad could never understand why SNL never spoofed the Corrs commercials. When Pete Coors is talking about fresh, spring water, my dad always thought they should have had a big moose behind him peeing in the stream.
That's why they have to be served cold ... otherwise they would be indistinguishable from equine urine.
If you can't tell Bud from Coors, you're not nearly as much of a beer snob as you like to pretend you are! :>)