Wowser! Good rant. I almost feel as if I ought to read it again with a march playing in the background.
Any future iteration of this post (and I will be posting it on occasion when morale flags) will have a march MIDI or the Battle Hymn of the Republic clickable link. Additionally, another freeper requested I redact any of the "G-ddamned" stuff (perhaps in favor of a simple "damned"?). There will be modifications, and I will add new text to it next time as well.