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To: rattrap

If the darkside of the force can bring back the dead then how did the Emperor dies at the end of Return of the Jedi and why didn't Darth recreate his lost hand and fill in the holes in his head.

I hope there is a scene at the end of the movie where Darth threatens the Emperor with a breach of promise suit.

'Where's my hand! Look at my head! Do you think I like walking around in this black beer can! It's hotter than hell in here! Where's my lawyer?'


124 posted on 05/16/2005 2:43:03 PM PDT by DHerion
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To: DHerion; hoosiermama

Darth should have consulted the dems.

They can bring back the dead, at least long enough vote!


135 posted on 05/16/2005 2:53:29 PM PDT by fooman (Get real with Kim Jung Mentally Ill about proliferation)
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