If women could fully understand that sometimes it is IMPOSSIBLE for men to sit down to pee... unless you enjoy urine all over the floor.
Men needing to urinate have a... plumbing difficulty that absolutely precludes sitting to pee! (I hope I don't have to draw you a picture.)
No pictures needed! Nor preferred.
But, usually some calm breathing with thoughts of calm or boring things for half a minute or 3 can solve it.
Please draw me a picture, I want to see.