It's probably already been said, but...
You always close your eyes when you "proceed," or do you "proceed" on the top?
:D
"Mommy, Mommy, I just knocked my tooth brush into the toilet."
Mom gets a new toothbrush out of the closet, gives it to her son, fishes the old one from the toilet and tosses it in the waste pail.
Her son then tosses Mom's toothbrush in the waste pail.
Mom asks, "Why did you throw my toothbrush in the waste pail?"
The son replies, "I bumped your toothbrush into the toilet last week."