Within minutes of meeting my mother-in-law to be; after a very long trip from Israel . . . without a shower or shave in the last 24 hours . . . in her kitchen . . . rather ample mother-in-law-to-be lets fly with the flabbiest, loudest flatulance I think I'd ever heard. Her response in essence was . . . well, welcome to the family. Essentially--'what you see, hear and smell is what you get!'
What you don't yet know, is she is telling exactly the truth.