ROTFL! Reminded me of something I saw at DUhmmyland.
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With men, it is leaving the toilet seat down causing them to have to raise it and get their hands dirty.
Some husbands do their manicures with teeth exclusively and never use any manicure tools whatsoever. (If the shoe fits, wear it, guys!)
Some husbands seem selectively very hard of hearing. They may not be able to hear it thunder or wifey holler, "The house is on fire!" However, just let wifey be clear across the house with the attic fan running on high and emit the teeniest, tiniest little fart and hubby yells at the top of his lungs, "Please quit farting so loud! It is hurting my eardrums!" Of course, he is deaf when it comes to some of his flatulent, deafening explosions!
Shower strikes. When he is on one of these, the only part of him that gets bathed is from his neck up. The spray deodorant is suddenly classified as a "shower" (to cover the underarm odor) and Shower to Shower powder is thought to be really a shower as well.
Underwear on the floor. The leg holes are taken off in such a way as to look like two big eyes just staring at me as if to say, "When are you going to pick us up?" This is without fail.
ROTFL! Reminded me of something I saw at DUhmmyland.
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I, too, have seen those 'eyes'! ROFLMAO!