[AmericanInTokyo]

not a single mention of f*rts.....hmmm.....

[Quix]

One night, amidst being ill of something or other,

I happened to

--snort my sinuses
--belch loudly
--fart uncommonly loudly

all at the same time.

It was a bit much for the not so little wifey

[fortunecookie]

Or the, um, pee bottle. Shudder, I thought it was a joke the first time someone told me about such a device...