"So, Grampa Akmed---what did you do in the war against the Great Satan? Well, Little Buttrocker, first I was trained extensively in Newsweek Coocooran flushing, Then I went to defeat the infidel in the cradle of civilization but was discouraged by ungrateful native Iraqi tribal scum who shared not their weapons. I gracefully declined their final offer to car bomb myself into virginland and retired here to the land of goatmilk and honeybutter and oil money! Yellow yukbar!
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